laugh-addict:

Expectation

Reality

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

gossipquirrell:

you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO

thehalfassvegetarian:

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

This should concern you, look at the wheel. Mixing Blue and Green should not make purple. Fucking Blueberries broke the color spectrum.

I don’t even understand what’s so enjoyable about reblogging pictures all day

but I can’t stop

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff